January 2012
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REBLOG IF YOU ALWAYS FOLLOW BACK .
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December 2011
307 posts
REBLOG IF YOU'RE ONLINE AND FOLLOW BACK .
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Can you imagine the torture Peeta went through...
Katniss: Hey, I want some apple pie.
Peeta: Okay, let me ma-
Katniss: Nope, I want peach pie now.
Peeta: Oka-
Katniss: No, cherry sounds better.
Peeta: Fi-
Katniss: Wait. Blueberry.
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we'd probably liveblog the end of the world
omg earthquake!!!!
ahh my mom just got hit by a rock omg!!!!
rip mommy u were a good bitch
flood is coming!!
omg water is in my house
nO NOT MY COMPUter
it's ok i have service on my phone guys
OMG MY SISTER IS DROWnING
aw a fireman is here
he's giving my sister mouth 2 mouth
i ship it omg
otp; i know how to save a life
whoa the earth is like breaking open
byE
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friend: i got an A on my calculus test
friend: i got a hot boyfriend
friend: i had so much fun partying this weekend
me: one time i got four notes on a text post i made
Back to
i-defy-the-status-quo:
and enchantments,
and
to
!
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Next thing you know, we're going to be forced to...
interestingchoiceofwords:
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Very unpopular THG opinion:
mellark-is-our-king:
chroniclesofpanem:
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Random attractive person: Do you like Harry Potter?
Me:
Random attractive person:
Me:
Random attractive person:
Me:
Random attractive person:
Me: So, I'm thinking an Autumn wedding, maybe even winter I think it should be like Bill and Fleur's Saturday's a good day yeah we can invite a lot of people or none at all I actually know a lot of Potterheads from the internet that could come or we can just elope or whatever you prefer and do you want kids I was thinking maybe one or seven also what are your plans for retirement do you want to be buried side by side or cremated?
cute person: you're cute.
me: did someone dare you to say that? or...?
person: wow, you're really attractive.
me: if you're being held hostage.. just say pancake..
rectumblr:
what if dwayne “the rock” johnson came to a party at your house
then party rock would literally be in the house tonight
tearthischristmasskinapart:
evarren:
is there seriously any part of HP that the fandom hasn’t giffed by now
no, no there is not.
My mom (picking up a business card from the store Quark Soup): What does this word mean? Quark?
Me (terribly excited): A quark is a fundamental constituent of matter!!
My mom: Oh, my german friend told me an ingredient in cheesecake and that's what I thought--
Me: Well, it's not, in fact A QUARK IS A FUNDAMENTAL CONSTITUENT OF MATTER OBSERVED IN 1968 THROUGH DEEP ELASTIC SCATTER!
My mom: Oh. Well, thanks?
walks into chair
me: sorry
chair:
cute boy walks by me
me:
*the one that got away by katy perry plays in background*
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biggest-hunger-games-fans:
tothehangingtree:
HOW HAS NO ONE NOTICED THAT MAN TIL NOW
“I realize only one person will be damaged beyond...
AND ME.
AND MORE THAN HALF THE FANDOM.
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I got my Pizza John shirt today! I love how my hair is so long that it looks like John has chin length curly hair. Me gusta.
family member: so what are your plans
me: sleep and eat
family member: i meant for tomorr-
me: sleep and eat
family member: and for the futu-
me: sleep
family member: when you grow u-
me: eat
rue: sing for me, katniss
katniss: SHAWTY HAD DEM APPLE BOTTOM JEANS, BOOTS WITH DA FUR
If she's not old enough to be in The Hunger Games,...
me: hey
friend: i have a boyfriend
me: whats up
friend: we totally made out last night
me: ok so how are you
friend: in love with my hot boyfriend
me: wow
friend: boyfriend
