February 2012
133 posts
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chroniclesofpanem:
I feel like March 23 is Annie and all of us are Finnick and the release date just kinda crept up on us.
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Normal people: Aw, look at the couple. They're so cute!
Me: I wonder if they've fucked yet.
I enjoy long walks on the Internet.
rick santorum should give up his campaign for lent
sugarcubesandsecrets:
i was going to be a good student but the internet.
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Anti-Climatic Hunger Games
Katniss: I realize only one person will be damaged beyond repair if Peeta dies. Peeta, 'cause he'll be dead.
Person: So are you a fan of the Hunger Games?
Me: You bet!
Person: And you're a Josh Hutcherson fan too, right?
Me: Obviously!
Person: How would it feel if you two got MARRIED?
Me: ...Can you keep a secret?
Person: Um-
Me: We're already married.
Person: Wait, wha-
Me: Oh, it's not an official marriage. We didn't go to the Justice Building or anything.
Person: Wait, the Justice-
Me: And neither of us really wanted to wait any longer. So one day, we just did it.
Person: Isn't that from-
Me: And to us, we're more married than any piece of paper or big party could make us.
Person: Isn't that a bit...far-fetched? And I'm pretty sure that's a quote from-
Me: Maybe I'd think so too...if it weren't for the baby.
Person: Okay, we're done here.
ballpm:
i solve my problems by blatantly ignoring them and going on the internet
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pregnat:
is embarrassing yourself considered a talent
biblebash:
Made a band called 999 mb we havent got a gig yet
thewhorefrom4:
do you ever just flail around your arms because hunger games
“People always think that happiness is a faraway thing,” thought Francie,...”
– A Tree Grows In Brooklyn by Betty Smith (via heymillioncents)
me: ignores responsibilities and goes on internet
pfefferi:
on a scale of cory to party rock how in the house are you
It’s official: everyone in my family has read the whole Hunger Games series.
